Not-the-Onion

2016 will go down in American history as the year political news became indistinguishable from political satire.

Trump talks Black History month, forgets to talk about black people

*Spends one sentence on MLK, ten sentences on why CNN is “fake news”

House Republican says Trump should be our sole source of news

And in other news, we now live in North Korea.

Bernie Sanders says MLK is “not just a great African-American leader”

Bernie Sanders became an “All Lives Matter” douche in front of our very eyes. And on MLK Day, no less.

House Republicans hate on Obama for being too “utopian”

How dare Obama try to create a utopia! I wanna live in a dystopia! (Oh, wait…)