2016 will go down in American history as the year political news became indistinguishable from political satire.
*Spends one sentence on MLK, ten sentences on why CNN is “fake news”
And in other news, we now live in North Korea.
Bernie Sanders became an “All Lives Matter” douche in front of our very eyes. And on MLK Day, no less.
How dare Obama try to create a utopia! I wanna live in a dystopia! (Oh, wait…)